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| | Don’t take this the wrong way. I fucking love Christmas. But there are many things about the holiday that can get on someone’s nerves to the point of having an aneurysm. The advertising, why does it show up earlier and earlier every year? I mean you'd be watching a show on TV or some shit and then an ad showing Christmas cookies comes on in September. Do you see what’s wrong here? Christmas ads should be near or on December, not whenever the fuck networks feel like. The Christmas and fall foods come out in the middle of August. I don’t wanna think about pumpkin spice when lemonade is on the menu. It's like the stores like Walmart and Target do that to fuck with people's heads. Then there's the kids shopping for presents with mom. Why is it around Christmas time that is the one time out of the year that kids are legally bound to act like entitled assholes? Like, you tell them that there are no Paw Patrol toys in stock and they have a fucking meltdown that would rival that of Chernobyl. And it gets worse when they find out that Santa put their ass on the naughty list for setting a dog on fire. They go supernova. Black Friday is always a bitch. Why is it we as a society think going to a Best Buy at 10 pm at night just to elbow someone in the fucking nads just to get them that Blu Ray player is a great idea? I don’t wanna have to catch hands from someone when going to Walmart for cereal. Dude, it’s not that important that you get that tech item or toy before everyone else. Just shop online so you don’t have to deal with these assholes. Christmas specials get worse every year. It's always either that sappy-ass love story centered around the holiday, some asswipe businessman wants to tear down a youth center so the kids run the Nativity play to help save the youth center, a kids movie that is too saccharine for even kids or some "holiday" special where the characters avoid using the word Christmas like the plague. Speaking of that, why is it some places won’t allow you to say, "Merry Christmas" or any variation on the greeting without offending anyone? Isn’t that what Happy Holidays is for? It’s so that you can tell someone to have a festive season without asking them what they celebrate. Yet, in some places we can’t even use Happy Holidays. What do they want us to do, say, "Happy Festivus"? The food, OMG the food. Why is it that time of the year is where we stuff our faces like we were food chipmunks? There is a shit-load of food every year and it gets worse when you celebrate at your Latin friend's house. We Latinos go fucking hard when it comes to Christmas food. There's pork, ham, rice and beans, croissants, potato salad, if your waist wasn’t busting at the seams after that spread, the dessert will make your ass think you've landed a spot on My 600 Pound life with all that food you ate. Then comes the gift-giving and receiving. It's always the best part. But then there are some family members who have no fucking clue when it comes to gift giving but at least they tried and you gotta respect that. But then there are the assholes who think Christmas is a good time to play a practical joke. My sister did this to me and I'm still fucking salty about it. My sister one year got me mouthwash. Mouthwash is not a gift. I saw that my cousins got fucking awesome gifts like a PS2 game and a Nerf gun and I got Listerine. What kind of asshole does that to their sibling? That’s not a gift, that’s a fuck you. Christmas is awesome but we need to make it better. |
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| Why? Because it sucks. First of all, the school itself. It often looks like it hadn’t been upgraded in ever. Some schools in the US have a tendency to skimp on a lot of shit if it means saving a little extra money for the year, even if it’s at the student's expense. The bathrooms look like something out of Borderlands, just old, decrepit walls, graffiti on the walls that has been there since Deion Sanders was in the NFL, and toilets that would make anyone suffer from voluntary constipation. The lunches at a school taste like absolute dog-shit; meat that your dog wouldn’t eat, french fries that use an ungodly amount of oil, and the absolute massacring of dishes you loved as a child like meatloaf with potatoes, quesadillas, nachos and pizza. How the fuck can you screw up pizza? But apparently it's possible. When I was a kid, school pizza was fucking awesome but due to the fact that some schools are more tight-fisted with money than Scrooge McDuck, you get some cafeterias that serve what shouldn’t be classified as pizza. At some point, the school cafeteria would just get fucking lazy and serve Domino's or Pizza Hut when they can’t be arsed to make a decent pizza. The rules are insane. I went back to my high school website and got a copy of their rules and OMG these rules make Camp 22 in North Korea look like Tokyo Disneyland. Some of the offenses that the students could get suspended for is nuts. You can get suspension for having your fucking inhaler on your person because they consider it a drug. The students can be assholes. We all at least knew a couple of these kids who make school Hell on earth and yet the teachers legally can’t do shit lest they get fired because of another reason school sucks, the parents. Parents don’t exactly make school fun either. They seem to think that their little baby is incapable of grabbing a girl's tit during study hall and will sue the ass off the school if they think otherwise. That’s why some teachers legally have their hands tied if a student acts like a dick, they can’t tell them to fuck off, yell at them or you know do any actual discipline when the mother is too much of a waterhead to do it herself because they will try fucking everything to get that teacher fired. Even the teachers can be assholes too. I've read one too many stories on Reddit of teachers who get that big brain energy and think they can treat their students like shit. But there are some things that make the school experience great, those teachers that can not only inspire but make you feel fucking awesome about yourself, finding a friend in all that nonsense and when they added online schooling because of the virus, kids rejoiced because they didn’t have to go to school that much, they could do some of it online. They were happier than France winning the World Cup in 1998.
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| | I'm here. Well, I never really left. I've been busy with my YouTube channel. Up to 700 subscribers. But my heart is in NWF |
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| The idea is that everyone adds their own little bit to this story, making it up as we go along. Ready?
Eve Torres, AJ Lee and Natalya have been pals for a while now but they were going to add a new edition to their circle in Taeler Hendrix. One day, Taeler Hendrix was summoned to what looked to be a sushi place in the middle of an American city.
"Why am I here?" asked Taeler to herself.
Taeler entered through the doors to find Eve, AJ and Nattie all sucking down sake shots like they were cough medicine.
"You're next, Nats" AJ replied pouring the pin-up strong Diva a shot
Nattie drank the shot down and almost vomited.
"Ugh. How strong is that?" Natalya asked
"99 proof" replied Taeler
"You think you can take this sake? It's called ドラゴンのザーメン or Dragon's Semen" says AJ sure of herself
Taeler then proceeds to down the shot like a pro. She motions for another an AJ pours Taeler another.
"Wow, Taeler. How can you do it?" asked Eve
"Easy. My body is slow as all hell getting me drunk" Taeler said knocking back another shot
AJ, Eve and Nattie were amazed at Taeler's ability to hold back her liquor
"Let's get outta here!" Taeler exclaimed
AJ, Eve and Nattie followed along and went into town. Together they went around and saw Allie and Rosemary having what looked to be a passionate discussion about something outside the city limits near the Dixieland Saloon near the next town
"Please, Demon. It would really be fun if you wore pink" Aliie cooed to Rosemary
"No chance Bunny. Our meatsuit doesn't like bright colors and besides, your clothes wouldn’t fit anyway" Rosemary growled
"Hello, Rosemary and Allie! What are you two arguing about?" asked Taeler to a pee'd off Rosemary
"The Bunny wants us to wear her clothing but the only problem is, we have much more features than the Bunny" said Rosemary to Allie who was following a squirrel
AJ and Nattie tried thinking something up
"Where do you usually shop Rosemary?" asked Natalya
"We usually shop at the Mortal Coil boutique" said Rosemary
"Great, let's go there" replied AJ |
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| You may write us down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod us in the very dirt
But still, like dust, we'll rise.
Does our sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
’Cause we walk like we've got oil wells
Pumping in our living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still we rise.
Did you want to see us broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops,
Weakened by our soulful cries?
Does our haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
’Cause we laugh like we've got gold mines
Diggin’ in our own backyard.
You may shoot us with your words,
You may cut us with your eyes,
You may kill us with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, we rise.
Does our sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That we dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of them thighs?
Out of the huts of history’s shame
we rise
Up from a past that’s rooted in pain
we rise
We are black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling we bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
we rise
Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear
we rise
Bringing the gifts that our ancestors gave,
We are the dream and the hope of the slave.
We rise
We rise
We rise. |
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| | I am autistic myself and I hate this group with a burning passion. Why? Autism Speaks is basically an autism hate group. Well, first off they view anyone with autism as being diseased and wanting there to be a cure. Cure? Autism is not a communicable disease you idiots. You cannot catch autism from contact. It's basically different wiring in your brain. Kind of like how neurotypical aka normal people are like PCs and people with autism are like Macs. Sure we may be different but we can still do the same damn things. Yet, who has the biggest push when it comes to representation of autism in media? Autism Speaks. They treat those of us who have autism like we need to be cast off from society, like we'd do the world a favor and drop dead because we’re wastes of resources. Dude, autistic people can be fucking brilliant if you just give them the chance they need to show you. Like Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokémon he has autism and yet he created one of the most well loved franchises in Nintendo's history. Let's see Autism Speaks try and discredit him. That whole vaccines cause autism bullshit was put forward by Autism Speaks and that study was not only bullshit but the scientist Andrew Wakefield was proven to be a fucking quack. Yeah, that theory that many Karens hold that vaccines cause autism really doesn’t help anyone autistic or not. Vaccinate your kids, cause I along with many people do not want your unvaccinated children anywhere near our kids. The color blue and the puzzle piece are linked to Autism Speaks and seeing a blue puzzle piece on a bag of potato chips with Autism Speaks written on the bag makes those with autism not want to buy products that support Autism Speaks. Support products that support people with autism. To a person with autism, that symbol is kind of like the burning cross to the Ku Klux Klan. Use the rainbow infinity symbol and the color red instead. Your autistic friends will thank you. They had to go and ruin Julia from Sesame Street. Julia was created with Sesame Workshop and Autistic Self Advocacy Network. For the first time, there was going to be an autistic character on Sesame Street that was a positive role model to kids with autism and they had to go and fuck that up by partnering with Autism Speaks. Julia being used by Autism Speaks is like the cast of Glee being used in a PSA for the Salvation Army. In case you’re not up on charities, the Salvation Army is fucking homophobic and Glee is one of the best shows when it comes to LGBT characters. And don’t ever watch this film from them Autism Every Day. One of the moms in that video, Alison Singer who just so happened to be the former vice president of Autism Speaks said in the film, well just watch this clip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NTfZzS9b8 She basically said in front of her autistic daughter no less that she contemplated driving her car off a bridge with her child in the car. Bottom line? Autism Speaks is the worst fucking group when it comes to autism rights in America. Don’t support them. |
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